Latest Expedition: The Global Triathlon

The single greatest feat of human endurance, ever attempted

Swimming the Atlantic - it's impossible. It's three and a half thousand miles of cold, deep, dangerous water. There are huge waves, massive storm systems, hurricanes, icebergs, strong currents, sharks, poisonous jellyfish, and heavy shipping traffic. I have to get into the water day after day for up to four months. It's simply not possible; some ships can't even do it, let alone a guy with a raggedy beard.


A map of the Triathlon'
I try and think up jokes whilst I'm cycling. They keep me amused, I sometimes even laugh out loud, but are never funny in real life. Never ever.
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