Caption Competition: Number One!

May 11th, 2012

I put this up on twitter and the facebook page last night:

Best on Facebook so far:

Morgan Smith “That thing shouldn’t be allowed on the road. Neither should the truck.”

Simon Allen-Le Bas “Dan is sure he asked for ‘ compact economical ‘ at the Hertz desk ….”

Clare Woodhead “Big hands, big feet, big truck….”

Best on Twitter so far:

And my favourtie so far:


Add your suggestions in the comments below!

Joining the Dots by Dave Cornthwaite

May 8th, 2012

This is a guest blog post by Dave Cornthwaite as part of the Adventure Blogging Chain:

Joining the Dots

I write from a concrete bench outside Honolulu airport, a building I’ve become quite familiar with over the past couple of days, without choice. Three extra days in Hawaii might seem like a blessing, but I should actually be one and a half days into another journey, a short one this time, 105 miles along the Wolf River which trickles through swamps and undergrowth before flowering and meandering towards Memphis, Tennessee.

Thankfully, my relationship with HNL airport only began as I attempted to leave the State. As with most new dots on a map I’m lucky enough to translate into real-life experiences, my first glimpse of Hawaii was from the surface. The fifth dimension of my Expedition1000 project fell into place little more than ten weeks ago, but in that time a crew of 11 was assembled to ensure safe passage of the scientific yacht Sea Dragon from Cabo San Lucas in Mexico, to the Pacific island of Oahu.

I had multiple motives for wanting to sail out into the middle of the ocean. Another 1000 miler was a nice bonus but this wasn’t about ticking off an item from a list, my base objective was to size up the middle of the ocean. How do I feel out there? Do I get seasick? Am I still the same ‘me’ 1000′s of miles from land and all the demands it brings. Can I climb to the top of the mast? And most importantly, can I row across this much water?

Dan is soon to experience the sheer inadequacy of being in the middle of the ocean. I felt it and I was in a perfectly safe capsule – like a sailing Truman Show. To swim across open seas for months on end is something I had no desire to do before this sailing voyage and nothing has changed. I love the feeling of human insignificance in a precise moment when stood up against nature. To be a dot floating on our planet takes every ounce of man-made pressure off. I know Dan feels this, after tens of thousands of kilometres on a bicycle he has what it takes to put his head down and keep going, but the decision to take the first step (or in this case, stroke) always comes from a gut instinct that there’s something more out there.

We are all habitual creatures, whether we think about it or not. To someone who lives the same life day in day out Dan’s idea to swim the Atlantic seems foolhardy, crazy, even worthless. To someone else who is accustomed to the challenges of adventure, Dan’s Global Triathlon is nothing more than a fine mixture of a continuing need for solid character-building and common sense.

What? Common sense?! Well, yes! Look around you. Unless you’re in the middle of a desert (or, indeed, the ocean) the things you’re looking at are man made. We’ve entirely fabricated the world in which we live: our lives, our systems, the way we spend our precious time here. Once upon a time the construction of a building from a non natural material would have seemed groundbreaking. Metal tubes with wings that fly people around the globe? Laughable. Light bulbs. Flares. Women doing the hunting. Reaching the peak of Everest. All concepts that once seemed ridiculous, impossible, nonsense. Now they’re commonplace.

Swimming the Atlantic is unlikely to become a popular pastime or even an annual race, but if Dan can make it across imagine the people it will affect. ‘A man swum across the Atlantic, therefore I can see myself doing that marathon. ‘We’re all dots floating around trying to make sense of the world around us and how we fit into it, but sometimes an enormous feat throws a whole bunch of dots together and completes a chunk of the puzzle. It’s human evolution, it’s what we’re here for. A small but resolute band of men and women have decided to make their life work from adventure, each journey and project and endeavour spreading the seed a little further.

I believe adventure – and by definition I mean the pushing of personal boundaries and the open acceptance of attempting new things – is a critical tool in our fight against the lazy world in which we live. Technology and comfy sofas have dulled the natural perception of our surroundings and therefore we have far less engagement with the environment and nature than our predecessors. We may be developing slates that we can interact with and spectacles that tell us where we should be going, but will we ever be able to artificially reproduce the pure peace that comes with sitting carefree beside a river, or the soul satisfaction of swimming underwater and staring up in amazement at the way a surface looks from below?

I’ve spread my limits around. At the same time that Dan is swimming the Atlantic I’ll also be swimming, but down a river with the current. Size up my 50 day expedition with Dan’s multi-month epic and there’s no comparison in endeavour at all, but the key is to find the challenge and the passion that makes us purr as individuals. Dan’s after the longest swim in history, I want to know how it feels to be in the water for a month and a half. Either way, we’ll both look like prunes when we’re done.

As long as I don’t get bumped off my twenty-third flight in a row, I should be flying out of Hawaii in a couple of hours. From there I’ll join up with the crew who have already begun to paddle the Wolf River and once we reach Memphis I’ll ready myself for another journey, 1001miles to Miami by Bikecar. Had you asked me eight years ago whether I’d be prepared to accept a 4-wheeled bicycle from a smiling Northern stranger and then ride off into the sunrise with the goal of picking up random Southerners along the way I would have laughed in your face and reclined into my sofa-sized beanbags. These days, it’s the type of opportunity I have for breakfast. I much prefer these habits, one minute a dot in the ocean, the next a dot on a long, straight road. Even though Dan is twice the size of me, I wish his dot’s journey well. Adventure on and be safe, my friend.

Five Random Festivals I’d Like To Cycle To…

November 1st, 2011

1) Fishing the Sacred Waters of Lake Antogo

What? A once a year fight to catch a fish in Lake Antogo

Where? Dogon Country, Mali

Why? On one day of the year the Dogon people of Mali can fish in the sacred water of Lake Antogo. It’s every fisherman for himself as the lake is emptied in minutes.

2) Holi Festival of Colour

What? An annual Hindu festival

Where? India, Pakistan, Nepal and others.

Why? People hurl coloured powder at each other. It looks like the most fun you can have with coloured powder…

3) Tomatina

What? A Tomato Festival

Where? Spain

Why? Because it’s safer than running with bulls and where else do you get to legitimately have a food fight with 20,000people and 5tonnes of tomatoes?



4) Tapati

What? A festival of traditional sports and music (made up to drum up tourism in 1975)

Where? Easter Island

Why? One of the contests for Tapati is Haka Pei and it involves sliding down big hills on banana tree trunks. That is all. No more reason needed!

5) Monkey Buffet Festival

What? It’s a feast/food fight for Monkeys (yep, you read that right…)

Where? Thailand

Why? It’s a feast/food fight for Monkeys. Monkeys people, monkeys. No more reason to cycle there is needed.

What do you think? Any more suggestions? Put a suggestion in the comments or send me a message on Twitter here. They have to be epic, random and relatively far away-I quite like indigeousy stuff too!

Previously:
Seven Music Festivals I’d Like To Cycle To….
Seven Sporting Events I’d Like To Cycle To…

Thursday Thriller: Climb, Jump, Fly

October 27th, 2011

Climb

This guy is mental. The rock faces are vertical and he has no protection in. Legend. Love the 80′s soundtrack too!

Jump

Jumping off buildings in Oslo? Yes please!

Fly

This guy can actually fly. Kind of.

If you’ve got any suggestions for a Thursday Thriller theme or video then please get in touch!

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Thursday Thriller: A Jumble of Awesome
Thursday Thriller: These guys are good…
Thursday Thriller: Skiing up to…and over the edge
Thursday Thriller: Out There
Thursday Thriller: GoPro
Thursday Thriller on Wednesday: Two Film Premieres
Thursday Thriller: Secret Garden Party
Thursday Thriller: Wet and Wild!
Thursday Thriller: Mud and Air
Thursday Thriller: Ueli Steck
Thursday Thriller: River Surfing
Thursday Thriller: Climbing Where You Ain’t Suppose To
Thursday Thriller: TED Talks
Thursday Thriller: Music from Behind Enemy Lines
Thursday Thriller: Sci Fi
Thursday Thriller: Big Air
Thursday Thriller: Going Hard in Little Boats
Thursday Thriller: Another Two Doses of Awesomeness (and one extra!)
Thursday Thriller: Two Doses Of Awesomeness
Thursday Thriller: Cycling
Thursday Thriller: Extreme Photography
Thursday Thriller: Speed Flying
Thursday Thriller: People are awesome.
Thursday Thriller: Adventure Film Festivals
Thursday Thriller: B.A.S.E. Jumping
Thursday Thriller: Climbing Buildings
Thursday Thriller: Tight Rope Walking
Thursday Thriller: Weather (Part II)
Thursday Thriller: Weather (Part 1)
Thursday Thriller: Animals
Thursday Thriller: Cliff Diving
Thursday Thriller: Free Running/Parkour
Thursday Thriller: Free Diving
Thursday Thriller: Going Where You Ain’t Supposed To
Thursday Thriller: Space
Thursday Thriller: Running
Thursday Thriller: Swimming
Thursday Thriller: Two Wheels
Thursday Thriller: Extreme Thrills
Thursday Thriller: Surfing

Seven Sporting Events I’d Like To Cycle To

October 25th, 2011

1) Buzkashi

What? It’s essentially rugby on horseback with a headless calf/goat carcass.

Where? Afghanistan

Why? I saw one of these games when I was in Mazir Al Sharif and it is proper mental! The locals love it and it is a great contest to watch!

A buzkashi game held at the Pamiri Festival in the Wakhan Corridor of Afghanistan:

2) Iditarod

What? A 1089miles dogsled race.

Where? Alaska, USA

Why? This is the toughest race on earth. It’s over a 1000miles through Alaska in winter. It follows the route of a trip done to get vaccines and medicine out to Nome during a cholera outbreak.

3) Marathon Des Sables

What? A week or marathons in the Sahara Desert

Where? 240kms across the Morocco Sahara

Why? 151miles through a desert with temperatures up to 50Celcius, that’s why. (I hear the nurses on stand by are pretty hot too).

4) IPL Final

What? The final of the Indian Premier 20/20 League. It’s a cricket match.

Where?
India

Why? Cricket is a religion in India and India has a billion people. This is the showpiece of cricket. It’s fast and amazing. I’d love to be in the cauldron when they actually play!

5) El Classico: River Plate vs Boca Juniors

What? Local football derby in Buenes Aires

Where?
Argentina

Why? Football is the worlds favourite sport. South America is where the worlds most talented players come from. Buenes Aires is home to two of the best teams in the world and they live in the same city and hate each other-what’s not to love?

6) Artic Rugby

What? A rugby tournament in the Artic in the snow.

Where? 250kms north of the Arctic Cirlce in Finland.

Why? Rugby is my favourite thing in the world and this is rugby being played on snow in a ski resort in Finland-sounds AMAZING!

7) Europe to Asia swim

What? A swim across the Hellespont from Europe to Asia

Where? Turkey

Why? They stop the massive tankers for two hours and allow a few people to swim across. It’s an amazing swim and an amazing thing to have done!

What do you think? Any more suggestions? Put a suggestion in the comments or send me a message on Twitter here. They have to be epic, relatively random and relatively far away-I quite like indigeousy stuff too!

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Next week-Seven Truly Random Festivals I’d Like To Cycle To….

Thursday Thriller: Run, Bike, Ski

October 20th, 2011

Run.

Run around town. Jump off walls. Jump over railings.

Bike.

Mountain bike. Out at one with nature. Pedal across the grassland. Get absolutely smashed by a passing deer.

Ski.

Ski about. Ski around. Start an avalanche. Ski off a cliff.

And finally something a bit different…

Not sure why I really like this. I love the ocean and I really like tea-maybe that’s it!

If you’ve got any suggestions for a Thursday Thriller theme or video then please get in touch!

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Thursday Thriller: These guys are good…
Thursday Thriller: Skiing up to…and over the edge
Thursday Thriller: Out There
Thursday Thriller: GoPro
Thursday Thriller on Wednesday: Two Film Premieres
Thursday Thriller: Secret Garden Party
Thursday Thriller: Wet and Wild!
Thursday Thriller: Mud and Air
Thursday Thriller: Ueli Steck
Thursday Thriller: River Surfing
Thursday Thriller: Climbing Where You Ain’t Suppose To
Thursday Thriller: TED Talks
Thursday Thriller: Music from Behind Enemy Lines
Thursday Thriller: Sci Fi
Thursday Thriller: Big Air
Thursday Thriller: Going Hard in Little Boats
Thursday Thriller: Another Two Doses of Awesomeness (and one extra!)
Thursday Thriller: Two Doses Of Awesomeness
Thursday Thriller: Cycling
Thursday Thriller: Extreme Photography
Thursday Thriller: Speed Flying
Thursday Thriller: People are awesome.
Thursday Thriller: Adventure Film Festivals
Thursday Thriller: B.A.S.E. Jumping
Thursday Thriller: Climbing Buildings
Thursday Thriller: Tight Rope Walking
Thursday Thriller: Weather (Part II)
Thursday Thriller: Weather (Part 1)
Thursday Thriller: Animals
Thursday Thriller: Cliff Diving
Thursday Thriller: Free Running/Parkour
Thursday Thriller: Free Diving
Thursday Thriller: Going Where You Ain’t Supposed To
Thursday Thriller: Space
Thursday Thriller: Running
Thursday Thriller: Swimming
Thursday Thriller: Two Wheels
Thursday Thriller: Extreme Thrills
Thursday Thriller: Surfing

Seven Music Festivals I’d Like To Cycle To…

October 18th, 2011

1) Festival au Desert

Where: Near Timbouktu, Mali

When: Mid January

Why?

Cycling to a festival in the middle of a desert is cool anyway, the fact that it’s near the mythical Timbouktu only adds to it and it being a collection of amazing local and international artists makes it top of my list!

Fuji Rock Festival

Where: Mount Fuji, Japan

When: End of July

Why?

I know it’s a little commercial but it’s in Japan, they always have some pretty good headliners and it’s miles away from my house!

St Louis Jazz Festvial

Where: Saint Louis, Senegal

When: Mid to late May.

Why?

Saint Louis is an amazing old crumbling French colonial town in Senegal. My overwhelming memory of it was that it was swealteringly hot when I was there. That said it is the ideal back drop for Jazz and this festival attracts some of the best in the world.

Rio de Janerio Carnival

Where: Rio de Janeiro

When: Late February

Why?

Because it’s Rio. And it’s Carnival. And you probably wont get mugged.

Pan African Music Festival

Where: Brazzaville, Republic of Congo

When: Varies, usually July or August

Why?

Brazzaville was one of my favourite cities on my last trip, it’s really laid back and is on the banks of the river Congo! The Congolese are known for sharp dressing (often living in abject poverty but buying expensive suits) and Congolese music is amazing!

Saptak

Where: Ahmedabad, India

When: 1st-13th January

Why?

Cycling to India would be a great trip, this festival looks a bit more chilled than most but I like it.

Sami Easter Festival

Where: Kautokeino, Norway

When: Late April

Why?

Northern Scandinavia is one of the most beautiful places on earth. I need no more excuse to go than this (and the yoiking and Sami Hip Hop sounds ace!). It’s only 2018 miles from my house…

What do you think? Any more suggestions? Put a suggestion in the comments or send me a message on Twitter here. They have to be epic, relatively random and relatively far away-I quite like indigeousy stuff too!

Next week-Seven Sporting Events I’d Like To Cycle To….

Thursday Thriller: A Jumble of Awesome

September 8th, 2011

Autumn is coming, the rugby World Cup is coming and it’s coming to the end of a hectic wedding season-these are the three videos that are rocking my world this week:

Reel Rock Film Tour 2011:

Another gem from the Reel Rock guys-I especially like the SkAndy (Sketchy Andy) guy.

Flash Mob Haka:

Tomorrow is the first game of the 2011 Rugby World Cup. It’s in New Zealand which as much as it burns me to say it have been historically the best team in the world by some margin. The catch is-they choke at World Cups! The indigenous people of New Zealand, the Maori’s, are incredible rugby players and rugby seems have a special place culturally for them. This is a video of 50 young Maori leaders from all round New Zealand doing the most amazing flash mob Haka.

The Wedding Pounce:

This is a clip of my mate Dusko using all the stealth that he’s built up over ten years as one of Britains best helicopter fighter pilots to attempt a WWE off the top ropes slam on another mate of mine Walshy (who’s sly avoidence of danger in his life has made him a top banker).

WARNING: This is completely inappropriate wedding behaviour!

If you’ve got any suggestions for a Thursday Thriller theme or video then please get in touch!

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Thursday Thriller: Secret Garden Party
Thursday Thriller: Wet and Wild!
Thursday Thriller: Mud and Air
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Thursday Thriller: River Surfing
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Thursday Thriller: TED Talks
Thursday Thriller: Music from Behind Enemy Lines
Thursday Thriller: Sci Fi
Thursday Thriller: Big Air
Thursday Thriller: Going Hard in Little Boats
Thursday Thriller: Another Two Doses of Awesomeness (and one extra!)
Thursday Thriller: Two Doses Of Awesomeness
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Thursday Thriller: Extreme Photography
Thursday Thriller: Speed Flying
Thursday Thriller: People are awesome.
Thursday Thriller: Adventure Film Festivals
Thursday Thriller: B.A.S.E. Jumping
Thursday Thriller: Climbing Buildings
Thursday Thriller: Tight Rope Walking
Thursday Thriller: Weather (Part II)
Thursday Thriller: Weather (Part 1)
Thursday Thriller: Animals
Thursday Thriller: Cliff Diving
Thursday Thriller: Free Running/Parkour
Thursday Thriller: Free Diving
Thursday Thriller: Going Where You Ain’t Supposed To
Thursday Thriller: Space
Thursday Thriller: Running
Thursday Thriller: Swimming
Thursday Thriller: Two Wheels
Thursday Thriller: Extreme Thrills
Thursday Thriller: Surfing

Thursday Thriller: These guys are good..

August 25th, 2011

This week’s Thursday Thriller is all about being good at what you do. In this case kite boarding across the Bering Strait, racing down hills on mountain bikes and jumping off buildings.

Megavalanche

9000feet descents at stupids speeds.

Megavalanche 2011 Alpe d’Huez

Maurice Lacroix: Bering Strait Expedition

Kite boarding from Alaska to Russia (trailer).

Chaps on Tour

Chaps on tour jumping and flipping off buildings!

If you’ve got any suggestions for a Thursday Thriller theme or video then please get in touch!

If you liked this then you’ll like these:

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Thursday Thriller: GoPro
Thursday Thriller on Wednesday: Two Film Premieres
Thursday Thriller: Secret Garden Party
Thursday Thriller: Wet and Wild!
Thursday Thriller: Mud and Air
Thursday Thriller: Ueli Steck
Thursday Thriller: River Surfing
Thursday Thriller: Climbing Where You Ain’t Suppose To
Thursday Thriller: TED Talks
Thursday Thriller: Music from Behind Enemy Lines
Thursday Thriller: Sci Fi
Thursday Thriller: Big Air
Thursday Thriller: Going Hard in Little Boats
Thursday Thriller: Another Two Doses of Awesomeness (and one extra!)
Thursday Thriller: Two Doses Of Awesomeness
Thursday Thriller: Cycling
Thursday Thriller: Extreme Photography
Thursday Thriller: Speed Flying
Thursday Thriller: People are awesome.
Thursday Thriller: Adventure Film Festivals
Thursday Thriller: B.A.S.E. Jumping
Thursday Thriller: Climbing Buildings
Thursday Thriller: Tight Rope Walking
Thursday Thriller: Weather (Part II)
Thursday Thriller: Weather (Part 1)
Thursday Thriller: Animals
Thursday Thriller: Cliff Diving
Thursday Thriller: Free Running/Parkour
Thursday Thriller: Free Diving
Thursday Thriller: Going Where You Ain’t Supposed To
Thursday Thriller: Space
Thursday Thriller: Running
Thursday Thriller: Swimming
Thursday Thriller: Two Wheels
Thursday Thriller: Extreme Thrills
Thursday Thriller: Surfing

Thursday Thriller: Skiing up to…and over the edge

August 18th, 2011

This week’s Thursday Thriller is all about skiing. There’s a crop of phenomenal ski films coming out-these are the trailers for them:

Attack of La Niña

Attack of La Niña Trailer HD from MSP Films on Vimeo.

“Attack of La Niña” showcases the talents of today’s best skiers in a journey through the snowiest winter of their lives.

One For The Road

“One for the Road”, is a ski and snowboard film following some of the world’s most progressive snow sports athletes, documenting their lives on the road, and capturing some of the most stunning riding to date.

Nothing Else Matters

A film about skiing, winter, snow and our friends. Love the choreography at the end. Mental.

If you’ve got any suggestions for a Thursday Thriller theme or video then please get in touch!

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Thursday Thriller: GoPro
Thursday Thriller on Wednesday: Two Film Premieres
Thursday Thriller: Secret Garden Party
Thursday Thriller: Wet and Wild!
Thursday Thriller: Mud and Air
Thursday Thriller: Ueli Steck
Thursday Thriller: River Surfing
Thursday Thriller: Climbing Where You Ain’t Suppose To
Thursday Thriller: TED Talks
Thursday Thriller: Music from Behind Enemy Lines
Thursday Thriller: Sci Fi
Thursday Thriller: Big Air
Thursday Thriller: Going Hard in Little Boats
Thursday Thriller: Another Two Doses of Awesomeness (and one extra!)
Thursday Thriller: Two Doses Of Awesomeness
Thursday Thriller: Cycling
Thursday Thriller: Extreme Photography
Thursday Thriller: Speed Flying
Thursday Thriller: People are awesome.
Thursday Thriller: Adventure Film Festivals
Thursday Thriller: B.A.S.E. Jumping
Thursday Thriller: Climbing Buildings
Thursday Thriller: Tight Rope Walking
Thursday Thriller: Weather (Part II)
Thursday Thriller: Weather (Part 1)
Thursday Thriller: Animals
Thursday Thriller: Cliff Diving
Thursday Thriller: Free Running/Parkour
Thursday Thriller: Free Diving
Thursday Thriller: Going Where You Ain’t Supposed To
Thursday Thriller: Space
Thursday Thriller: Running
Thursday Thriller: Swimming
Thursday Thriller: Two Wheels
Thursday Thriller: Extreme Thrills
Thursday Thriller: Surfing