A four song step by step guide to a Christmas Office Party romance:

The Dancing and Drinking Song

Shout! Part 1 &2 by The Isley Brothers.

Even if you can’t dance of drink you should be dancing and drinking to this. A great example is here in Wedding Crashers. I love this retro video!

The Smooching Song

Do you feel me? by Anthony Hamilton.

This must be the ultimate smoocher. If you’re not getting your smooch on when this comes on then you will by the end.

The Stationary Cupboard Song

Let Love Rule by Lenny Kravitz (Justice Remix).

If you can’t bump and photocopy to this then you probably shouldn’t be bumping and photocopying.

The Ten To Two Song

Let’s Get It On by Marvin Gaye

It’s ten to two, all else has failed. This is your last throw of the dice. This is your hail Mary shot. If this fails it’s kebab and cab home time. Let’s get it on.